Thoughts From The Gutter

The concierge was always able to arrange a private dining room...

The concierge was always able to arrange a private dining room for the hotel's wealthiest clients.

Michael smiled. The champagne cost more than the whole night...

Michael smiled. The champagne cost more than the whole night with her, and it was on sale.

Tracy's date may have stood her up, but she wasn't...

Tracy's date may have stood her up, but she wasn't going to let her outfit go to waste.

Everyone had a big laugh when the girls revealed they were...

Everyone had a big laugh when the girls revealed they were identical twins.

Bill tapped on the window with his flashlight. Another teen...

Bill tapped on the window with his flashlight. Another teen couple fooling around in the car at the park after a dance or some party. He tapped again and flashed the light around the car. The boyfriend was past out cold with his dick hanging limp in his open fly. An empty bottle of Jaeger on the seat. But what captured most of his attention was the brunette with a load on her bare tits.

He tapped the window again and she started to stir, holding a hand up to block the light. "Roll down the window, miss," Bill said. The girl fumbled with buttons that wouldn't work with the ignition off. She finally found the door handle instead. Bill found it impossible to keep the beam of his flashlight off her tits, and almost missed her starting to topple out of the car. He stepped forward to prop her up, and found her hands fumbling around his waist.

"I'm sorry, ofciffer sir," she slurred. "If I suck your dick'll you lemme go home?"

Bill didn't say a word. He simply helped her with his zipper.

It was a lazy, sloppy blowjob. He was in fucking heaven anyway. His birthday wasn't for four months, and that would be the next time his wife would dole out a resentful, obligatory blowjob. By comparison this girl was a porn star. "Swallow it and you can go home. Understand?"

She was still nodding when he started to pump cum on her tongue. He grunted with every spurt, completely emptying himself before pushing her away. She made an obvious show of swallowing it all in one gulp. "C'n I go home now?"

"Sure," Bill said, voice thick with happy satisfaction. He zipped up, turned, and walked away. Halfway across the park he was whistling quietly to himself, tossing and catching his flashlight.

Joining the Neighborhood Watch was the best decision he'd ever made.

Ken reminded her of the promise she made, and to his very...

Ken reminded her of the promise she made, and to his very pleasant surprise she popped the top button on her shirt and pulled it open. She dropped her arms to her sides and let him have a long look.

"If this is what she'll do for cheap diner food…" he thought.

And as if on cue, she said "If you give me a ride all the way to Tucson, I'll give you more than a look."

"I thought you said you were going to Vegas."

"I am."

He paused. "What do I get if I drive you all the way to Vegas…?" he asked.

She smiled and slowly enunciated every syllable: "Everything."

Dale grinned ear to ear as he drove up the driveway and saw her...

Dale grinned ear to ear as he drove up the driveway and saw her waiting for him as usual. He knew she spoke more English than she let on. He knew that she was only using him for the money. He knew that one day she'd suddenly be gone, probably with half his stuff.

And it was all worth it.

Lana wanted him. She knew she shouldn't, but she had....

Lana wanted him. She knew she shouldn't, but she had. Desperately. For years…

This was the last year the neighbor's boy was likely to come from college for the summer. She planned to make it the greatest summer of both their lives, and she wasn't going to waste any time dropping subtle hints and innuendos.

She jiggled her tits like he asked, laid back, and spread her...

She jiggled her tits like he asked, laid back, and spread her legs. She couldn't believe she'd met a big Hollywood producer on her very first day in LA. What luck!!

Nearly every Friday afternoon for a year now, the CFO and COO...

Nearly every Friday afternoon for a year now, the CFO and COO would have a closed door meeting. A number of employees noticed the lights on behind the frosted glass windows of her office and began to speculate that the company was in real trouble. Of course a few of the more crass employees suggested they were having an affair right in the office, but that was dismissed. There was just no way that two such button-down, humorless professionals would ever, ever do anything like that.

contexxxt: For 3 hours he watched as one by one, men replied to...

contexxxt:

For 3 hours he watched as one by one, men replied to the ad, came into the hotel room, and took their turn on, in, and all over his wife.

Jen's visit to Glamor Shots went even better than she...

Jen's visit to Glamor Shots went even better than she hoped.

Whether the year is 2013, 1913 or 1813, mortgage financing...

Whether the year is 2013, 1913 or 1813, mortgage financing remains the same.

"I'll take the McHandjob with large tits and a...

"I'll take the McHandjob with large tits and a Sprite."

Melody was the "easy" in "speakeasy".

Melody was the "easy" in "speakeasy".

Beth treated her body like a temple. But that didn't mean...

Beth treated her body like a temple.

But that didn't mean she wanted others to.

"Clean up in aisle— nevermind, Stephanie's got...

"Clean up in aisle— nevermind, Stephanie's got it."

The hardest part of the job wasn't Mr. Ellsworth's...

The hardest part of the job wasn't Mr. Ellsworth's rough hands or his rougher fucking, it was not dropping a stiletto between the flagstones and dropping the tray.

Soon Cheryl would walk back to the bar, swallowing one...

Soon Cheryl would walk back to the bar, swallowing one customer's load while another's seeped down her thighs. She would pick up the next drink order, hoping the next customer would be the one to finally make her cum.

Svetlana kept her eyes on the prize.

Svetlana kept her eyes on the prize.